Stan, the sedan smells absolutely divine. It's like...a new car! Or, no...a new car GIRL. You know, Stan. New car girls? But not just any new car girl. No, your car smells like the kind of new car girl who's actually a drag queen dressed up as a go-go-dancing green M&M. YES, that's what it is, Stan! [Sigh.] Takes me right back to childhood, it does. Oh, Stan. I miss my dad.
BY ML PHILPOTT