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Wednesday
Feb082012

Serial Drinker

BY ALAN D. HARRIS

I am not an alcoholic
nor am I a drunkard
What I am is a serial drinker

I love my beer
like Jeffrey Dahmer
loved his victims

Cold
without a head
and stacked in the fridge

Alan D. Harris writes his stories and poetry based primarily upon the historical fictions of family, loved ones, and/or serial killers. Most recently his 2011 publishing and acceptance credits include: Candidum, Blink-Ink, Healthy Artists, Australia's Chimaera, and UK's Welcometowherever, Blinking Cursor, and Poetic Causes.  Harris has received the 2011 Stephen H. Tudor Scholarship in Creative Writing from Wayne State University.